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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

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Debate time reform.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.