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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank