Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Previous Random Joke Next
Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

1998 Jokes More 1998 Jokes

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Campaign Jokes More Campaign Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing