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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."