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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.