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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the most common French saying?

Nous abandonnons

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf