French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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Oh shoot, I forgot...

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