How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank