How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.