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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.