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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top