How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!