How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.