How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.