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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!