Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"