Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.