Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.