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Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.