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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"