Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.