Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.