Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...