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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.