Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him