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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.