How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.