How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way