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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Fairway Jokes More Fairway Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Fair Jokes More Fair Jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse