How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse.