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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Fairway Jokes More Fairway Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Fair Jokes More Fair Jokes

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way