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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh