What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh