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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh