What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh