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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh