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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!