How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what