Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.