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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Water Polo Jokes More Water Polo Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.