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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

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Toucan play at that game

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned