What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!