What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.