What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost