What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!