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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.