What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.