What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.