What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!