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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.