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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.