What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.