What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.