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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity