How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.