How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!