How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.