How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.