Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

D Jokes More D Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in?

Blon-D

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +