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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

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