Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.