D, M, C, and A.
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
They bio-D-grade.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
D:
D
Cause they want the D.
Frost bite. D
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Doctor
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
CAPS LOCK
Because red means stop D
Dip it in ranch.
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
They're not infallible
W
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
The letter D.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
It made him wed his plants!
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
The letter "D"!
The D. It's huge.
Blon-D
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
He whale-d
Oui-d
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
A second line
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Penny Bruce
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
The Antelopes.
They tell you.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
He responds, "One note at a time."
The business plan.
Diddly squat
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
