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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

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What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d