What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.