What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!