What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.