Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed