Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.