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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Let's get together and make some cents.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.