Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.