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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.