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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.