Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.