Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.