Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.