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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine