Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine