Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee