They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Americans don't get them.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
For disturbing the peas!
Peas, man.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Crimea River
Is the question.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
Wizz Air
Because they pee on poles.
Because there's a Target on every corner
A Pimp
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
