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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

Http://www.wikifeet.com/

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

American President Jokes More American President Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.