What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.