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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the expiry date on plastic?

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.