A Daeshboard
Because baggers can't be choosers.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Because it was ripped.
They both like a tight seal.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
It's rear end!
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Iran!