What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.