What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What is the difference between an American and a Canadian?

69 cents.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.