What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.