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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.