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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the expiry date on plastic?

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