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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.