Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.