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Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"