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Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.