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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

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Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.