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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

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What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

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What country has many sugar?

Sweetzerland

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.