What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.