What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.