What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What's a Mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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