What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.