What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge