What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you in the bathroom?

European

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!