What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

European Jokes More European Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!