What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

European Jokes More European Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!