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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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Mind the GAAP.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.