If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.