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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"