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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

European Jokes More European Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.