Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

European Jokes More European Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.