Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.