What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.