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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!