What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.