How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?