How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen