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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.