How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.