Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.