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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.