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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.