Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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A StayGosaurus

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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They're both under DC.

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I am Root.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.