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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.