Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.