Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.