Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.