Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"