Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.