Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
She wanted to get a dark tan.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
The guy likes his power chords too much.
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
Because it was too cold out tide.
Oat couture
Lawn chair.
A pocket full of shells.
Sandwitch
Because he was hydra-phobic.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
You Pokémon
A peasantfeeling