What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.