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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast