What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!