What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.