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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.