Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

Whore d'oeuvres

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Renaissance Jokes More Renaissance Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy