Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

European Jokes More European Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.