Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Crack Snacker Jokes More Crack Snacker Jokes

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.