Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What are you in the bathroom?

European