Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Crack Snacker Jokes More Crack Snacker Jokes

Jabba Jokes More Jabba Jokes

What is Jabba the Hutt's favorite snack?

Mmmmmmmm

What is Jabba the Hut's middle name?

The

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck