What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.