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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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Timber

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Scissor me timbers

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..