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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."