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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers