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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Jos and Hose-B

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A pizza can feed a family of four

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Little Caesars.

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Their stuff is always cut.

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Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)