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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.