How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!