How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!