How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.