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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.