How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.