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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!