How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!