Square Dance Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Who could it be?

There's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.