Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!