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Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent