Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!