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Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's