Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.