Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent