Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Pop music.

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Cut the rope

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To cut the corners!

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running