Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent