Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses