Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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Because they were cutting corners.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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The Bermuda Triangle.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!