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Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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Forever.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.