Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan