Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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