What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan