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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"