What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.