What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.