What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.