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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China