What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.