What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal.

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."