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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What's faster than Usain Bolt?

Jokes reposts

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!