When there is no "L" ("Noel")
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Cancer.
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
With a search party.
The Icebergs
Because they get lost at C!
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.