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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.