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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")