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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!